Granted, but it is laced with the bubonic plague, causing you to slowly die of leprosy... or something...

I wish I had better chops in my left hand.

granted, you have such awesome chops (lamb) that you eat yourself to death with them.




I wish i didn't have to go back to school.

Granted, but now you don't have a high school education and you are doomed to be a wal-mart greeter till your hair turns green.... "welcome to wal-mart... welcome to wal-mart..."


I wish my dream tonight will be really cool.

Granted, but you wake up earlier and don't get to see it all.


I wish school was already over.

Granted you dropped out and now live as a bum on the streets.

I wish my teachers werent so mean.

Granted, now they are nice, very nice, and they let you slide by class with 100% and you don't do or learn anything. You then go to graduate with a 4.0 and honors diploma where you go to Harvard. In Harvard they realise you are an ignorant incompitent person and you are soon kicked out, you go to the next school, so on, and the same happens. Not even Community College will take you. So now you have no education, and on top of that, the school records were checked, and you were called back by your old school system, your diploma is now worthless. (I dont know if they can actually do that) So now you have no education, No Job, and your parents kicked you out, You now appear on Bumfights 2 regularly for money, Where you are Drummer the stunt hobo.

I wish my school would buy us new drums, with big block tenors.

granted they are mapex and you didn't get the warantee...so after 60 days the shells crack and when you take off the rim you find out the lugs are plastic along with the lug casing.


I wish they weren't making a new knight rider series.



P.S. i don't have anything against mapex...i just needed a scapegoat.

granted, they're bringing the teletubbies back and it is aired over monday night football.

I wish that more people would tell me about how John McCain was a POW. 30 times isn't enough!

Granted. But now they tell you in Spanish right afterwards, just like on airline safety videos!

I wish after school practices weren't so hot and miserable.

Granted, they were freezing and terrible. You got a pnemonia and there was no way of reaching the doctor or a way of getting medical help because all the roads were closed and you died in a matter of days like on Oregon Trail.

I wish a certain snare drummer on my line would learn his music!