Granted. Your free, round trip airline ticket takes you to Detroit.

And after you get there, the airline closes because it is so deep in debt.

Congratulations, you are now stranded in the second worst place in the world.




I wish I knew what was going on.

Granted, but now I'm going to ignore your post and ruin the wish about the time machine.

Granted, but when you go back to the middle ages, the time machine hasn't been invented yet, so you're stuck there. It was a terrible design flaw on the inventor's part and you die of the bubonic plague shortly after.


I wish I could run my school's drumline.

Granted, but then everyone except you quits.

I wish our line wasn't going to be terrible next year

granted, you dont make the cut.

I wish I could come up with an ending to this cadence.

granted...its the worst ending ever.

I wish i didn't have 4 more weeks of school

Granted, You have 5 more months of school.

I wish I had some cheese right now...mmmm, cheese....

Granted, but among other things, it is growing blue fur and squirmy things. Yummy.

I wish I still knew how to play trombone.

Granted, but it only goes goes to the apocalypse.

I wish gas prises would go down.

Dude, I just got back from Mexico... gas prices there ARE down. Like $2.50 a gallon. Did that ruin your wish? Okay how about this:

Granted, but you are drafted into the military and shipped to the middle east to keep them down.

I wish my diarrhea would go away.

I heard it's like $.46 in Iraq.

Anyway, granted, but now you have crazy constipation.

I wish my cheese didn't turn furry and blue.