Granted, but all the basses forgot now.

Granted, but now you have to actually wish for something.

I wish I had more chocolate milk.

Granted, but it's soured, and is now a chink of chocolate mold.

I wish my GF got her job...

granted but she becomes so obsessed with her job, that she dumps you.



I wish i had more time.

Granted - you're now serving 25 with an "L"....

I wish clients didn't suck

Granted, they bite :P

I wish that it would rain tomorrow so our game would be canceled.

Granted, but the rain happens to actually be a hurricane.

I wish we didn't have one player holding down own tenor line.

granted you don't have a tenor line. you get moved to choir, as your spot in the drumline doesn't exist anymore.




I wish each day (sunlight and dark) was 50 hours long.

granted but now you have twice as more time in school, homework is doubled, practice is longer, and because the sun is up too long and your away from your car most of the day your car becomes an oven when you get in because you we're to lazy to put sun blockers (w/e they are called) on your windshield, even though they wouldnt do that much better since the sun is out longer....and at night you would sleep the first half but end up awake for the last half so that would mean that youd be awake for 75 hours and then since its dark longer you decide to go out and since there are longer nights crime increases and you end up getting kidnapped and then they put a video up on youtube (since its easier to upload) asking for money and a place where they can meet and pick you up...(yes stupid i know but people who commit crime are stupid so on with the story)... then your family pays up 10,000 dollars but its fake!!! the suitcase is empty...=O..the criminals are pissed but before they have the chance to get their guns out.....police fly through the roof and windows surrounds the bad guys and are arrested...and then the sun comes up and since it was a school night and you didnt have to time to do your HW or memorize your music you get in trouble and your tired from your little incident the night before...and you still have to go through your 50 hour day... ... wow..


i wish it wasnt so sunny during rehearsal

Granted, its dark and you cant see where your going and your entire band dies in a freak marching accident.

I wish i had a hotpocket