Granted, but you would not be allowed to play anymore due to societies view that there are "better things for you to do" besides, the school you go to wouldn't have a band

I wish I had my own apartment during my first years of college so I wouldn't had to have lived with really bad roommates.

You have your own apartment. But unfortunately it is filled with horrible people that are worse than your college roommates.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted, but you were the only one that was supposed to work, and theives infest the store, you get fired, and the mishap will forever remain on your resume'.

I wish I was old enough to work.

Granted...but then you have to work.

I wish I could go down to Disney with the marching band again.

Granted, but they're closed.

I wish it was Christmas.

Granted, you got coal!

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it's a bad one full of misery, pain, and suffering. Livin' the life, eh?

I wish I had something to wish for.

granted but you dont

i wish i was a fool

granted, but you suddenly discover a landfill with enough oil to support our country for the rest of existnce. therefore, say goodbye to the title of fool.

I wish onespockadam was a fool again.

That's Impossible.

ON TOPIC:

granted, and he becomes president, but in the process of being foolish he decides to call North Korea, who surrenders due to the increasing amount of prank calls coming in from the white house

I wish that this wish couldn't be ruined.