Congrats, you get an extra 20 cents an hour.
But to do so, they add on responsibilities like cleaning toilets, taking out the trash, and being everyone's Coffee whore.


I wish the Government wasn't such a bureaucratic pit of suck, especially when it comes to hiring people.

Granted, but now it's a bureaucratic fountain of suck, and they all laugh at you when they reject your application.

I wish a skunk hadn't sprayed my roommates dog. ugh

granted...instead it sprayed you


i wish i was back on bass line

granted you break both legs at the femur first practice.


I wish my new favorite song wasn't "I kissed a girl" by katy perry.

Granted - now it's "Oops I did it again", by Britney Spears


I wish my left hand did what I told it to.

Granted, however, now your right hand is very rebellious.

I wish the college I'm trying to go to would accept me.

Granted, but you're relegated to playing a cymbal in band for your duration of school. Not cymbals, mind you....ONE cymbal. Even marching ....you're more of a "visual prop" than a "musician".

I wish corporate America gave a damn about the consumers that paid their salaries.

Granted, they no longer care about what they're selling to them, and everyone dies in fiery explosions from malfunctioning products.

I wish band camp didn't hurt.

Granted. It doesn't. Good thing when you run into a pole at high speed crab-walking, you get knocked out instantly. Guess what though? NO PAIN! Happy day!

I wish I had band camp.

Granted - you now are the lucky gatorade mixer/triangle player.

I wish I played rudimentary snare as well as I played set.