Great Stuff!
When I marched Cavaliers, we kept a "tour book" of all sorts of funny stuff like this. Bunko is the keeper of the book now, but one that comes to mind is:
Schizoflamitzo - the rumored inability to play flams with the tenor line.
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[color:"green"] Cavaliers Snare 87-88 [/color]
[color:"blue"] Univ of KY Drumline (too many years!)
Instructor - Univ of Ky 91 [/color]
[color:"black"] Instructor - Sky Ryders D&B Corps 92 [/color]
[color:"red"] Instructor - Eastern Ky Univ 2001 [/color]
[color:"red"] Innovative Percussion Endorser [/color]