"Don't suck" ... I've heard that one too many times from our instructor ... I see that "House" isn't on your list ... that's what we call the biggest bass drum, and there's also a Book Report ... apparently it's some weird rudiment consisting of a paradiddle with diddles on the "1" and "a" and a flam on the "&" ...

This is AWESOME! for som other similar things i found a website for Rolla H.S. @ http://www.angelfire.com/music4/r_band0/
and there is a dictionary and a you might be a band geek if...there is also one of those on my Marching band site in my profile. Cool Suff

I've also heard park'n blow referd to as park'n bark.

Snare ball- (snair bawl)n. A game played by bouncing a golf ball in between snare drums for as long as possible.

this is awasome lol

Wow. I can't believe you took all that time to type this. And I can't believe I took all this time to read it. Well done.

Credit Card- When a cymbal player rams a cymbal up someone at attention's crack.

Eight Factorial...NICE. We call that exercise 867, or occasionally 876.

Snail Shells- Bass drums b/c of what they look like when worn back'erds.

Pregnant Whales- Bass Drummers, b/c of what we look like wearing them

Momma Kangaroos- Snare Players, b/c of what they look like (with the snare coming out of the pouch) the way the harness fits under our uniforms. (looks like to me any way)

Lizards (or Gila Monsters)- Tenor players, b/c of how the drums seem to exaggerate hip size like certain reptiles whose legs stick off the sides of their bodies.

These are some of mine. For more from our 'drumblob' ask DrumsnRoses he's our Drum Major/Co-Drum Captain. Drumblob is one of his, I believe, but it may just have been passed down to him from some of the 'ancient ones' aka 'ghosts' aka alumni.

Sh*t can - a snare drum
Buddha - the drum instructor
Confucious - the band director, cuz they just confuse the f*uck out of everyone

That's all I got right now, but I'm sure our line will come up with more.

wow, where'd u find all of these?